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A Police Officer and a Gentleman

In 1974, I was a young Assistant Superintendent of Police, posted in the remote Madhepura subdivision in Bihar. While reviewing cases of serious crimes under investigation, I came across an armed robbery that had taken place in the house of a retired railways doctor, who lived on the outskirts of town. The case did not seem to have been properly investigated and I wanted to question the inmates of the house to better guide further investigation.

It was getting dark when I reached the house of Dr. Ganguly – if I remember the name correctly. The place had a large compound, with a path from a latched gate leading to a pretty bungalow. No one came to open the gate when my driver blew the horn, so he got down from the Jeep and opened the gate. Once we had driven in, I made him stop the vehicle and go back to close the gate.

The doctor was a frail old man, and his wife seemed equally delicate. Both were sitting in the veranda, where an equally old family retainer served them tea. They invited me to join them, and I explained the purpose of my visit. I chatted with them for almost an hour, exchanging pleasantries, besides trying to elicit more information that could help in further investigation. But there was really no new information and, when we drove away, I again got my driver to carefully close the gate after us.

A few months later, I visited the old couple once more, but the investigation made no progress and meandered to a dead end. I decided to recommend closing of the investigation as there was no hope of solving the case. I visited the old couple one last time, more as a courtesy to acknowledge their old-world charm. I was apologetic that the police had not been able to solve the case nor recover any of the stolen items. I assured them that we had tried our best and there had been no lack of sincerity on our part.

The doctor was all smiles and his wife blessed me affectionately. “Don’t worry, son,” he said. “I know you must have tried hard.” He saw my somewhat puzzled expression, and explained, “I take your word because you are a gentleman. I knew it the very first time when you came and you closed the gate after yourself. I was pleasantly surprised.”

I was glad that I had impressed the old man, though inadvertently, and that too by the very ordinary act of closing a gate. But with this feeling of smugness came another thought. Was he as pleasantly surprised when other visitors to his house closed the gate behind themselves? Or was he pleasantly surprised because a policeman had shown the courtesy of closing a gate? I wanted to ask him but did not. I half suspected what his answer would be and I did not want to be proved correct.

(The Tribune – June 17, 2024)

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An Encounter to Remember

I was a young Assistant Superintendent of Police in 1973 when the Banka by-election was announced. The Lok Sabha constituency was then a part of Bihar’s Bhagalpur district and the District Magistrate, Bhagalpur, was the returning officer. One morning, Wati Ao, the DM, curtly called me to his office. “Jaldi ao,” he shouted in his heavily Naga-accented Hindi. I scurried over to the DM’s office which was just fifty yards away.

A bizarre sight met my eyes in the DM’s chamber. There was a sizeable crowd in the room and the DM sat in a corner with a resigned expression. Sprawled on the large office table was an unkempt man with a green bandana on his head! I was about to scream at the pyjama-kurta clad man but Ao’s expression made me hesitate. Politely, I asked the man what he thought he was doing. He said he was on satyagraha. He complained that the DM had deputed an official to the treasury to deposit the security amount for Shakuntala Devi, the Congress candidate, when she came to file her nomination. He demanded that he should be extended the same courtesy. I assured him that I would get it done for him and asked him his name.

Surprised, he said, “You mean you don’t know who I am?”

“No Sir, I don’t! And I don’t care. But I need your name for filling the treasury challan,” I said

My youthful brashness seemed to amuse him as much as his antics amused me. “Write down,” he said, “The name is Raj Narain.” Still lying on the table, he took out a bundle of currency notes from his kurta pocket and gave it to me.  He clambered off the DM’s table only after the treasury counterfoil was brought, which he submitted with his nomination papers.  

Later, when the polling date approached, the district SP fell ill and I had to take charge of security arrangements for a difficult election. It was indeed a clash of titans. Shakuntala Devi of the Congress treated Banka as her pocket borough and was confident of winning. The Communist Party of India had fielded one of its giants – Tarni Mandal, who is now quite forgotten. Madhu Limaye, who ultimately won the election, was a towering leader of one socialist party. The enfant terrible of the pre-Emergency days, Raj Narain, represented another socialist party. There were also other less well-known candidates.

It was a remarkable election for several reasons. Even though many bigwigs came, and the contest was keenly fought, the election concluded peacefully. Many said it was the fairest election that they had ever witnessed and, unbelievably, the ruling party nominee forfeited her security deposit! In 1973, this was unprecedented. For me, however, the most memorable event was my encounter with Raj Narain. In my mind’s eye today, more than fifty years later, I can still see him stretched out on the DM’s table in a pose reminiscent of Lord Padmanabha reclining on the serpent sheshanag!   

The Week May 12, 2024

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The Ruby Mines and the Jade Mountain of Burma

In the 1970s, areas of Burma (now Myanmar) adjoining Manipur were poorly governed, and the very mention of the Somra Tract or Kachin conjured up images of armed rebels sneaking through jungles. Naga and Mizo insurgent groups had used routes through these sparsely populated areas to reach China. Then militant Meitei groups also set up camps across the border. Collection of trans-border information was important, and every villager living in the border area was a potential informer. Many of them collected good money from different intelligence agencies by peddling the same information. Fabricated stories often gained currency because there was no way of verifying information emanating from Burma, and security agencies were sometimes misled by concocted yarns.

Understandably, therefore, I disbelieved the story of the discovery of a mountain of jade when I first heard about it. But as the local head of a Central intelligence agency, I couldn’t just disregard the persistent rumours, even if they varied in detail. There were reports that a huge ruby mine had been discovered near Myitkyina, that the Burmese army was guarding a mountain of jade in Layshi and that valuable gemstones had been discovered in Homalin. A trans-border informer of mine claimed that there was a significant movement of the Burmese army because of geological finds near Hkamti. I discounted his claims, but I became curious when he asserted that a magical substance had been found — it never caught fire, and it could be uranium ore! He promised to provide me a sample of the mineral on the condition that he be paid a handsome amount, which happened to be higher than my monthly salary. I told him to first get some evidence of the magical discovery.

Several weeks later, the informer slunk into my office late in the evening and, with a flourish, took out a cricket ball-sized rock from a bag and placed it on my table.

‘Uranium, sir,’ he said. I jumped out of my chair. I did not know what uranium ore looked like, but I had no desire to die of radioactive poisoning. I yelled at the informer, but he assured me that I was safe; after all, he had been carrying the rock around for more than two weeks. Nevertheless, I told him to replace it in the bag, which I then got him to hang on a tree in the office compound. Reluctantly, I paid him a portion of the amount he had demanded.

But I was in a quandary. I could not send the rock to my superiors in Delhi if it were indeed radioactive, nor could I send a report that it was uranium without confirmation. So that rock continued to hang on the tree till, fortuitously, a geologist friend visited Imphal a month later. I showed him the ‘uranium ore’ and he burst out laughing. He declared that it was asbestos ore, large deposits of which had been found in Burma. The discovery was quite worthless because asbestos use was banned. I had no option but to write off the money that I had paid as spent on buying experience, and, sheepishly, I threw the rock away.

(The Tribune – May 10,2024)

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My Wife’s Kitchen in the Palace

My Wife’s Kitchen in the Palace

One comes across ‘Sita Maiyya ki rasoi’ at many places of pilgrimage where, it is believed, Sita Ji set up her kitchen while wandering over hill and dale for 14 years of ‘vanwas’ with Lord Ram. Sometimes I wonder whether the many places in which my dear wife has set up her kitchen and cooked for me and our children will ever get to be as famous. The one that most deserves such recognition is the one that she set up immediately after we got married.

I was posted in Patna in 1975 and, towards the end of that year, I took leave for a couple of weeks to get married. When I returned with my new bride, I learnt that I had been transferred to Darbhanga as commandant of an armed police battalion. My friends in Patna informed me that the commandant’s house was a large bungalow of the Darbhanga Raj, with a sprawling compound. It was common practice in the 1970s for officers living in such bungalows to let out the land for sharecropping to a ‘bataidar’ and earn a good amount from sale of the crop. But agriculture is hardly ever of great concern to newly married couples.

After an overnight train journey to Darbhanga, my wife and I drove to the commandant’s bungalow, which was indeed very large. But we were disappointed to learn that the family of my predecessor, Mr. Sinha, was still living in the house. My predecessor had left a message that they would stay in the house for some more time and that he had arranged for us to stay in the guest house of the local Postal Training Centre. So my wife and I proceeded to the Postal Training Centre, which we were delighted to find was housed in the Bela Palace of the Darbhanga Raj. 

This small palace had been constructed for a scion of the royal family and was acquired by the Postal Department sometime in the 1960s, along with all its fittings and furniture. The building was said to have been inspired by the palace in Versailles. It had similar intricate balustrades, sweeping staircases and fine Carrara marble flooring. The original master bedroom, with a huge bathroom, had been reserved as a guest room for visiting officers. We were escorted to this room, while two attendants followed with all our worldly possessions – three steel trunks, two suitcases, one holdall and one deal wood box containing the camp kitchen of my bachelor days.

The guest room was magnificent! It had heavy drapes and a regal four-poster bed with gossamer-thin mosquito curtains. There was what looked like a Chippendale writing bureau and two faux Loius XIV chairs, upholstered in slightly moth-eaten gingham.  But no other furniture! So, we arranged the steel trunks and suitcases on the floor, leaving sufficient space so as not to scuff the walls.  Notwithstanding its opulence, however, the bedroom alone could not be used as living quarters for an extended period because there was no kitchen. My wife looked at the huge expanse of immaculate marble and decided to set up the very first kitchen of our wedded life on the floor in a corner of the bedroom. I had to admit that the pots and pans and a ‘Janata’ brand kerosene stove, painted in garish red, green and yellow, did not much enhance the beauty of Bela Palace. 

Initially, there was a quaint novelty about the situation – a newly married couple, the wife lovingly preparing dinner and the devoted husband peeling potatoes, without even changing out of his police uniform on return from office! But the charm wore off very quickly. After all, how long can cooking utensils be washed in a queen-sized bathtub? Living out of a suitcase is fine for a day or two, but not much longer. And certainly not when one must wear a well-ironed uniform every day.  But Mr Sinha’s family showed no inclination to vacate the house that was now rightfully ours. I broached the matter politely with Mrs Sinha, who said that they would vacate the house as soon as their son’s examinations got over. A week passed. Nothing happened. I then telephoned Mr Sinha, who said that he needed a few more days because some delicate negotiations for his daughter’s marriage were to be concluded. Another week passed. Still, nothing happened.

Then one fine morning, the quartermaster Subedar of the battalion informed me that the house would be vacated that day. He requested me to visit the house after office to see if any repairs were needed. I asked him whether the child’s exams were over, and if any match had been finalised for the daughter. The Subedar coughed delicately and looked away without answering. I understood his reticence that evening when I visited the bungalow. The house looked quite different, and I wondered why. And then it struck me! The place was bare! The paddy that had been standing in the vast compound had been harvested!  Obviously, Mr. Sinha had not vacated the house as he was waiting for the crop to ripen. In fact, I would have gladly let him reap what he had sown if only he had mentioned the matter. Instead, my wife and I had to suffer the comforts of living in a magnificent palace.

But the experience was not a total waste because I got one lasting benefit. Over the past almost fifty years that we have been married, I have not been a paragon of virtue, nor the ideal husband. My wife has been annoyed, exasperated and just plain angry with me on more occasions than I care to remember. But whenever she complains that I do not value her enough or that I treat her as anything less than a queen, I gently remind her that after we got married, I had carried her away to live in a palace!

(The Week – 25/04/2024)

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 Protecting The Penniless Candidate

Before the Representation of the People Act was amended in 1996, the law required the countermanding of the election in a constituency if any contesting candidate died before polling. This provision created complications, especially when there were reasonable apprehensions that unlawful elements would deliberately harm candidates. The problem was worse when several independent candidates entered the fray because each had to be provided security, as happened in the 1992 Assembly elections in Punjab. It was in these elections that a poor labourer, whom we might call Kirorimal, was encouraged by his equally penniless friends to contest as an independent candidate. They assured him that some rich candidate would pay a fortune to make him withdraw from the electoral contest.

Once he had filed his nomination, Kirorimal was assigned two constables, Surti and Hiralal, for protection. Sadly, there was no space for the cops in the shanty that Kirorimal shared with five other labourers, and the constables could not take their charge to the police lines either. So, they decided to escort the labourer only during the day, when he went about earning his daily bread. The cops, however, were mortified to stand with Kirorimal at the ‘labour chowk’ every morning, while he waited to be hired for the day. They then had to hang around the whole day while Kirorimal went about digging earth, cleaning drains, or doing whatever else he had been hired to do. There also were days when Kirorimal got no employment at all. The three of them then roamed around in public parks or sat in some ‘dhaba’, where the cops paid for the food of their penurious protectee. Once, they even watched a film, but the cops resented paying for Kirorimal’s cinema ticket.

Surti and Hiralal looked on enviously at their colleagues who were deputed to protect well-off contestants. Those lucky fellows whizzed past in cars or lolled around in palatial houses of the candidates. Kirorimal’s bodyguards, on the other hand, were condemned to toiling in the sun, trudging behind him as he went about seeking employment. Surti was particularly miffed because he had been refused leave, which he badly needed to help his father till their land. Aware of their resentment, Kirorimal repeatedly assured them that it was only a matter of a few days before some rich contestant bribed him to withdraw. But no one made any offer.

Surti lost patience after a week of waiting every morning at the ‘labour chowk’, which he felt was most demeaning. He demanded that Kirorimal should withdraw from the election, but the labourer said he would do so only if he were paid twice the amount that he had paid as deposit. Surti then had a brainwave – he offered to hire Kirorimal to work in his own fields in his native village. All three promptly proceeded to Surti’s village, where the election candidate ploughed the fields every day. It was a win-win situation – Kirorimal got steady employment; Surti was able to get his field ploughed; both cops could discharge their duty in comfort and the independent candidate remained secure till the polling day!

(Tribune – March 27, 2024)

 

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The Japani Magistrate & The Amazing Maize

There was a story that went around in Bihar in the early 1970s that everyone believed to be true, even though there was disagreement about its provenance. Some said the incident happened in Banka while others insisted that it occurred in Naugachchia. And there were others who declared that two distinct, but similar, incidents were witnessed in different places. Be that as it may, the place is only a matter of detail and quite immaterial to this narrative.
There were two prominent landowning families in Banka (or Naugachchia) who were known to grow the best maize crop. For some reason, a quarrel broke out between the two families, and both laid claim to the maize crop standing on a large patch of land near their village. The dispute escalated and the warring parties took the matter to court. The court granted an injunction, directing both parties to stay away from the disputed farmland and to contest a civil suit for ownership of the land. The court further prohibited the two families from harvesting the produce and ordered the deployment of an armed picket near the cornfield to maintain peace. Accordingly, a posse of one havildar and four constables was despatched. The armed force, however, required a magistrate too, but unfortunately no magistrate was available to be posted to a place in the middle of nowhere.
To meet just such exigencies, the government is empowered to appoint any person as a special executive magistrate for a short term. Till the 1970s, such ersatz magistrates in Bihar were called ‘Japani magistrates’ – being equated to cheap imitation products manufactured in post-war Japan. And it was the good fortune of Misserji, a schoolteacher from distant Bhagalpur, to be appointed the ‘Japani magistrate’ for Banka (or Naugachchia).
Misserji and the five policemen buckled down to camp for an indefinite period at the remote location, far away from any market or eatery. They made themselves as comfortable as they could in a tent pitched next to the cornfield and arranged their own meals. They had brought dry rations from the city and purloined whatever vegetables they could from the fields around them. But Misserji was a man widely known for his love of life, his girth, and his gargantuan appetite. He found the daily ‘dal roti’ boring and craved something extra. And eureka! He discovered the taste of sweet corn! He and the policemen started helping themselves to the luscious ‘bhuttas’ ripening in the disputed field. After a few weeks, the cornstalks swayed in the wind as majestically as ever, but totally bereft of cobs. People said it was an exaggeration, but the ‘Japani Magistrate’ and the five cops were said to have gobbled up about a thousand kilograms of corn in six weeks. Whether it was true or not is anyone’s guess but ever since then, people of Banka (or Naugachchia) have been wary of quarrelling over land, especially one with a maize crop standing on it.
(Tribune – March 6, 2024)
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A Tale of Two Towns

As the General Election approaches, my heart goes out to the officials who will be involved in making arrangements to ensure smooth conduct of the polls and the bandobast for rallies by prominent politicians. I hope none of them will have to live through the consternation that I did a long time ago over a visit of the Prime Minister to (the then undivided) Bihar.

I was part of a team of Central Government officials that descended on Ranchi to liaise with state government officers to make arrangements for the PM’s visit to a town called Ghat Hamaria. The PM had agreed to visit the nondescript place because some apparatchik had prevailed upon him to come to his hometown and address a public gathering. We anticipated no problems in making the arrangements, but the task turned out to be not quite that simple. Senior state government officials who had arrived from Patna told us that the Ghat Hamaria near Ranchi was a stronghold of the main Opposition party, while the ruling party boasted of a bigwig in another Ghat Hamaria, which was in north Bihar. The state government officials were certain that the PM would have been inveigled to visit the other Ghat Hamaria. In an age when there were no cellphones, frantic trunk calls were made between Ranchi, Patna and Delhi to clear the confusion. But even after waiting for almost two days, there was no confirmation from Delhi as to which Ghat Hamaria would be fortunate to host the PM. We gathered that no one really knew and that possibly even the PM did not remember which leader had spoken to him about visiting which Ghat Hamaria.

With barely a week to go for the visit, we toyed with the idea of making arrangements at both places. But this was quickly abandoned because of logistical reasons. Finally, the Central and state officials cooped up in the circuit house hatched a ‘conspiracy’. We decided to go ahead and plan for the Prime Minister’s visit to the Ghat Hamaria near Ranchi because it was well connected by road, unlike the one in north Bihar. It was a calculated risk that was worth taking because, at worst, it would invite the ire of the party heavyweight from north Bihar. The unacceptable alternative was to keep waiting and compromise on the PM’s security.

As things came to pass, there was an unexpected political development and the Prime Minister’s visit was cancelled. All of us camping in Ranchi heaved a sigh of relief and returned home. Though no formal written covenant had been executed, there was an explicit understanding that all officers party to the skulduggery of choosing one Ghat Hamaria over the other would forever hold their tongue and never talk about the matter. By speaking up now, more than three decades later, I am quite certain I am not violating my oath of omerta.

(The Tribune – 12/02/24)

 

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Elephants and Snails

‎‏Many areas of Bihar are prone to annual inundation, with the floods bringing misery to hundreds of thousands of people. When the river waters recede in October, they leave behind diseases and collapsing houses. They also leave behind a rich layer of topsoil that is ready to be sown for a bountiful rabi crop. Madhepura, where I was posted as sub-divisional police chief in the early 1970s, was a typical area of the Kosi River belt. Large parts of the subdivision were flooded each year and pools of stagnant water stayed till the next summer; so, not all places were accessible by jeep. My work required extensive touring and I frequently travelled by boat or bicycle or on foot. Occasionally, it was possible to hire or borrow a rich landlord’s elephant, which was the best all-purpose vehicle for that terrain.
 

Once on a visit to Alamnagar, a chronically waterlogged area, I was able to hire an elephant. Riding the majestic animal, the SHO of Alamnagar and I visited several villages in flooded areas, although there were no paths and little dry ground. While returning, we came across a solitary thatched hut, precariously surrounded by water. Besides the damp and rotting vegetation, snails with dirty black shells clung to the sides of the hut and to mouldy jute plants poking out of the water. And near the hut sat an emaciated woman, bent with old age, holding a rusted knife and a misshapen aluminium pan. She had a pile of snails by her side and, as I watched, she scraped out the flesh of a snail into the pan and threw the shell away. She then picked up another snail and started scraping, all the while staring at me defiantly. From my lofty seat on the elephant, I stared back, disgusted by the slimy mess of snail flesh in her pan.

 After we had gone almost fifty yards, and I thought we were out of earshot, I asked the SHO incredulously whether it was common for people in that area to eat snails. I cannot imagine how, but the old woman heard my question and started shouting. I barely understood the torrent of words, but I could still make out that she was cursing me and condemning me to eternal damnation. She screamed that no misbegotten rich scoundrels should begrudge her a meal of a few snails. As our elephant plodded on and her voice receded, I heard her taunt: ‘How can you ride an elephant so arrogantly while I am starving?’ Feeling chastened, the SHO and I returned to Alamnagar in complete silence.
 
That was almost fifty years ago, and I should have long forgotten the incident. But even today, I avoid driving past a temple in my neighbourhood where a frail old woman sits, begging for alms from passersby. Each time I see her, the mocking words of the Alamnagar woman ring in my ears: “How can you ride an elephant so arrogantly while I am starving?”
(Tribune – January 11, 2024)
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Life Lessons in a Lift

Living in a condominium is a valuable experience and it provides opportunities to deal with crisis situations. One learns important life lessons and, if one is receptive enough, there are significant management takeaways too. Recently, I encountered a classic case of management by shared responsibility and decision-making by delay. I also learnt a useful lesson in problem-solving through out-of-the-box thinking.

The crisis was caused by the sudden drop in temperatures in late November when winter finally decided to arrive. Quite unsuspectingly, I entered the lift one day and was stunned by a blast of cold air on my large forehead. To say that I was miffed would be an understatement. I was annoyed, irritated and chafed. But the cold breeze continued to freeze my head as the lift descended from the 20th to the ground floor. I could not turn off the lift fan because the control panel was locked behind a steel panel. So, I upbraided the watchman, who doubles as the liftman, and told him to switch the fan off. But he refused, declaring that he had no instructions to do so.

I then marched to the maintenance office, where a prissy young woman sits behind her desk to record complaints. I made my annoyance known in no uncertain terms and demanded that all lift fans be switched off. “Oh, but we can’t do that, sir. We have no orders,” she said. “So, get your blooming orders,” I replied curtly. But she did not budge. “The orders have to come from the RWA — the Residents’ Welfare Association.”

Realising that the woman was but an underling, I decided to take up the matter with the secretary general of the RWA. Despite the impressive designation, he, too, refused to take any decision, bold or otherwise. “I think it would be advisable to have a board meeting on this matter,” he muttered. I insisted that no one needed fans in winter. That blighter pointedly looked at my bald head and smirked, “Well some might not.” The man will never know how close he came to being murdered.

I checked with the secretary general every day thereafter. He reluctantly informed me that the RWA Board had decided to call a general body meeting to take a decision and that might take a month or more. I begrudged my helplessness and each time I entered the lift, I chafed and fumed and raged because of the blast of cold air on my pate.

The problem was solved last week when I was in the lift and a snot-nosed boy got in on the 10th floor. He prised open the steel cover of the control panel with a coin and switched the fan off. When we reached the ground floor, he switched it back on! Now, if the powers that be cannot decide whether to switch the fan off in freezing January or to switch it on in sweltering June, I am not the least bit concerned. You see, I now always carry a coin in my pocket!

(Tribune – 27/12/2023)

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The Timeless Timepiece

  • Attending international conferences in foreign countries sounds more attractive than it actually is. The long flights, packed meeting schedules and formal receptions leave no time for seeing the sights, and the monotonously similar hotel rooms make one conference seem like any other. After just a few weeks, it is sometimes difficult to even remember which city one had visited. But there is a small timepiece that sits on my study table, reminding me with every tick-tock of one trip that was different.

It was about fifteen years back that I visited Tokyo to attend a conference. The schedule was depressingly hectic, so I decided to skip one session to visit the famed Electric City, which has hundreds of shops selling a mindboggling range of electronic goods. On an impulse, I decided to buy an iPod, that small electronic device which could store and play music. A helpful salesgirl showed me a range of products. Even though she did not know English and I was not conversant in Japanese, through giggles and gestures, she helped me select an iPod of 4-GB capacity from among several choices. I then went to the cash counter and paid for it. The salesgirl handed over the iPod in a carry bag and I proceeded to the exit of the store. Before I stepped out, I paused to admire my purchase, but then I saw that the iPod given to me was a 1-GB model and not the 4-GB version that I had paid for. I returned to the counter and through gestures explained the mistake to the salesgirl.

I had expected her to apologise and give me the product I had purchased. I was, however, totally unprepared for her reaction. She blanched and seemed to be in a state of shock! She started babbling rapidly in Japanese and sobbing at the same time. She then fled from the counter and returned with her supervisor, both of whom kept explaining something incoherently. I assumed that they were apologising and kept assuring them that it was okay. But the obviously unhappy supervisor then fetched the store manager, who knew a bit of English. The latter volubly apologised in a flood of Japanese and broken English. I tried to make light of it, saying that anyone could have made this simple mistake. But the salesgirl, her supervisor and the manager stood before me in obvious distress and bowed repeatedly. Quite at a loss, I bowed back several times. The manager insisted on giving me the iPod free of cost. I was equally adamant that I would pay for it. Ultimately, we compromised, and the manager gifted me a small clock to atone for their slip-up.

That iPod is now long gone, lost in the folds of time and technological obsolescence. But the small timepiece still ticks away on my study table to remind me of a foreign visit that was made special by Japanese courtesy and meticulousness.

(The Tribune – 13/12/23)